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“Painful, Painful to the extreme!” that’s how Apollo God of war responded while exiting the hospital hand wrapped in white cloth bandages. “I mean who would have thought that a three headed hound that guards the gates of the underworld could bite so hard!”

Hades the legal owner of the Cerberus stated that he was “A faithful guard and has never bitten any save for the souls of the dammed who from time to time try to break out of the underworld to roam the dark as living corpses. Also he is a wonderful family pet, great with kids.”

At the gateway to hell police tape holds back crowds of the slain waiting for entrance into the underworld. Here there are stains of blood, a broken chain with three ends and a sign stating  “Don’t tease the hound.. this goes for you Apollo!”

Apollo stated in his statement to law enforcement that he was not “teasing the beast”, but admits he was waving aggressively at the dead crossing Styx. “Hey some people drink, some like strippers, I tease the forlorn souls of the dammed, does that make me a Demon?” 

Hades has lashed out that “Apollo is still upset that he managed to license Apollo’s name to NASA in the sixties for a rocket program and just can’t let it go,” stating that “This is not the first time that I have had run in with this pipsqueak.”

Tyr god of justices and head of the Anti Devine Canine league has spoken out that this yet another senseless attack of a large mythic canines and that “There is no reason for these beast at all. Maybe Hades should invest in a nice poodle.” 

“Poodle!” fired back the Greek god of the underworld. “We would be up to our temples in undead flesh eating zombies if the underworld was guarded by a Poodle” Maybe Tyr should take juggling lessons.

Judge Odin latter that day released Cerberus back to its owner stating that “Giant Devine Canines pose no real threats to the mythical creatures of the earth. It’s not like these beast can swallow you or anything”

Tyr has announced that he is going to appeal this case all the way to the celestial courts. “I’m telling you, beasts like this have no place in our world and should never be trusted. They should all be bound by chains on some distant island.”