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The G-spots triumphantly returns to the lands of Myth thanks to a recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine science that ruled out its existence. Greeted by a spontaneous tickertape parade as it made it’s way down main street escorted by over two dozen Tiger woods ”I love you, you’re the only women for me” text messages.

It has been almost thirty years since the G-spot entered the “real world” touted by sex therapist and specialist and that makes it the longest running penetration of the outside since much touted escape of sexual siren Angelina Jolie. During that time it has caused more personal quest then the fountain of youth and has brought pleasure to many couples that learned the secret was not the existence of this myth, but its diligent and attentive pursuit.

The mayor of the mythic lands Terpsichore, the Greek muse of dance, greeted the returning G-spot with the key to the city and a pass to ride any centaur at any time, “Welcome back to our loving lands,” she proclaimed, then went on to say ”I can’t wait to get my hands on you!”

G-spot is just one of many recent returning citizens, last summer the planet Pluto made a surprising appearance having been down graded. In the last month both Grassy knoll Gunman and Hooker With Heart of Gold also found their way home until the next Oliver Stone or Julia Roberts movie gives them a passport to the real world.

Even the dour Sphinx seemed a touch excited. “I remember when we were young playing endless games of hide and seek with the G-Spot.” He reminisced. “It’s enough to make you smile… well almost”

“I can’t tell you what this means to me.” squealed the G-spot addressing the crowd of adoring fans that included dragons, unicorns, Bigfoots and Hollywood Agents Who Care. “I’m just tickled to be back.”